Funny & Humorous
Funny cross stitch kits - dry wit in a genteel format. The joke lands harder when it took twenty hours of tiny crosses.
About our funny & humorous
Funny cross stitch kits work on a simple principle: anything is funnier in tiny, painstaking crosses surrounded by a polite floral border. This collection is full of wry, original designs - deadpan household truths, gentle sarcasm about adulthood, tea-related honesty and motifs that reward a second look - all written in-house, so you will not find them hanging in anyone else's loo. Humorous kits are the hobby's best gateway: people who would never stitch a sampler will absolutely stitch a joke, and the finished pieces make the kind of gift that gets photographed and sent to the family group chat. Most designs use bold lettering and simple borders, which keeps them very manageable for beginners. Everything you need is in the box - fabric, sorted threads, needle, chart. Free UK delivery on orders over £20, dispatched within 48 hours, with our 100% money-back guarantee on every kit.
Funny & Humorous - FAQs
Are the designs original?
Yes - all wording is our own. No borrowed slogans, no licensed characters, just in-house jokes you will not see elsewhere.
Are funny kits good for beginners?
Some of the best. Lettering and simple borders are very forgiving, and a joke is excellent motivation to finish.
How rude do the designs get?
Wry rather than rude - sarcasm, honesty and dry British humour. Safe for most walls and nearly all mothers-in-law.
100% money-back guarantee
Love it, or it costs you nothing
Every order from Cross Stitch Kits UK is covered by our 100% money-back guarantee. If it's not right, tell us and we'll refund the lot.
Not happy? Full refund – we even pay the return postage.